Sometimes I say things that make your kids ask questions you don't want to answer. I'm sorry... not! Sometimes I just like to rumble on about things I see that are either funny or too damn stupid to be believed, and sometimes I have no idea what I'm talking about... but I'll eventually get to the point!

Sometimes when I talk to myself, I also answer myself. They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time. oops, that's a Joe Walsh song, huh?

Favorite line in a song: "I'd like to find your inner child an kick it's little ass!" -Don Henley

Favorite Comedy line: "Jesus is the only guy who ever rose from the dead that didn't scare the shit out of everyone!" -Sam Kinison

Favorite body part: Esophagus (hah, no spell check needed!)